Sunday, March 1, 2015

Here!!! Right Now, If you Need to Laugh!!!

A Woman Is Devastated After Waking Up From Surgery To Find She’s Not Nicki Minaj  

Pure hilarity~
To quote the Temptations,
"Take a stroll through your mind
You'll be surprised at what you might find
Take a stroll through your mind
You'll be surprised at what you might find, yeah"
And for your listening pleasure ~(as the legendary KBCA Jazz D J, Jai Rich used to say)...I've found you a real hip remix of their hit Psychedelic Shack. Enjoy it after you've recomposed yourself from laughing
at gurlfriend here....
laugh, love yourself, dance, hang out in nature...stay whole.
lovu much,
Kendke  
Psychedelic Shack Remix
Written by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong
Produced by Norman Whitfield



A woman, Jayci Underwood, recently woke up from surgery and gave the internet its new favorite viral video. After undergoing a dental procedure a woman woke up and began to sob, saying she expected to be Nicki Minaj when she woke up.
“I just wanted to be her when I woke up.” The man at her bedside replied, “you’re still pretty though,” to which the woman retorted, “not like Nicki.”
It appears that the woman is just feeling the effects of some pretty thorough post-op drugs, and she continued on to detail exactly what she envisioned in her Nicki fantasy. “I just wanted to have her butt, and her face.”
The worst part? “I’m still white!”
Despite playing along and keeping the conversation light, there’s no doubt in our minds the real job here, on the part of the man at this woman’s bedside, was to not burst into fits of laughter. We wonder if Nicki’s seen this. It’s certainly flattering. Watch the full revelation above.

2 comments:

  1. Hi there,
    Thank you...appreciate the Knewz!
    Cookie

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  2. Hey Cookie~
    Thanks! Nice to hear from you. Hope you and the family are doing great.
    Have a good week~

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