How I Learned to Mind my Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,

And all the patients were outside shouting,

'13...13...13.'

The fence was too high to see over,

but I saw a little gap in the planks,

so I looked through to see what was going on...

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting

'14...14...14...'