How Some People Think.......

I've decided to add a new feature to the blog. You know I like sharing what's beautiful and interesting in the world of nature under my Nature At It's Best headline. Well I'm adding a new one, and it's called How Some People Think.....

Under this heading, I'll share some of the odd, funny, unusual and bizarre thoughts that are swirling around in the heads of the human race.

Here's the first entry. I'm sharing this one because no matter what the state of affairs in our personal lives or in the world, we all need to laugh more. I ran across this one in the Comments on a right-wing site under a blog entitled: Mitt Romney in Israel. The comment was submitted by Towson, Maryland lawyer, E. David Silverberg.

en-Joy!
Kentke

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN: EIGHT ISRAELIS DECLARE WAR ON IRAN:

STORY BELOW

The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, was wondering who to invade when his telephone rang.

“This is Mendel Schlepper in Tel Aviv. We’re officially declaring war on you!”

“How big is your army?” the Iranian president asked.

“There’s me, my cousin Moishe, Avi Goldberg and our pinochle group, Max, Larry, Jacob, Ari and Joshua !”

“I have a million in my army,” said the president.

“I’ll call back!” said Mendel .

The next day, he called. “The war’s still on!” We have now a bulldozer, and Simcha Goldberg’s tractor.”

“We have 16,000 tanks, and the Iranian army is now two million men.”

” Oy gevalt !” said Mendel . “I’ll call back.” He phoned the next day.

“We’re calling off the war.”

Why?” asked the president.

“Well,” said Mendel , “we’ve had a little chat, and there‘s no way we can feed two million prisoners.