Thursday, April 30, 2009

Watch your speed


A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line.
When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver explained that he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said that if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them? The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunken good old boy, from Arkansas , got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car. He opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing?
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

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